Most of my childhood took place in the nineties. Way back then, Microsoft used to make operating systems, Sony made TVs and video games were played on games consoles (look it up this actually all happened).

Back then you were either a Nintendo fanboy with a SNES, or a Sega Fanboy with a Mega Drive. Since most of us could only have one, we didn’t actually have a choice, it was whichever one your mum had bought you.

My mum had bought me a Mega Drive, so I grew up playing Sonic the Hedgehog.

At the time I didn’t even pay attention to what they had growing out of the ground in the Green Hill zone. And why would I have?

The new Corndog-phone is coming soon to an overpriced contract near you. The phone comes equipped with a specially designed communication interface which will allow you to have a voice conversation with your friends, family or your work colleagues for anywhere up to a staggering 20 minutes.

You too could look as stylish as this gentleman with our handy sized new phone that fits right into the specially designed briefcase (included in the price)

The phone comes with extras known as ‘applications’ such as “extra mustard” and “greasy face”, there are plans to include internet connectivity for you to communicate with your friends using all your favourite social media sites such as Bebo and Faceparty.

So get down to your nearest retailer of mobile telephone devices and demand they allow you to pay through the nose for the latest in deep fried communication technology.

Are you sick of just eating corndogs and being able to hold them with one hand?
 
Are you tired of always arriving safely at your chosen destination?
 
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Best of all, your family won’t be entitled to a single penny in compensation thanks to our special “I brought anything that happens on myself” clause in the contract you must sign before boarding.
 
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Wannacorndog, Making air travel Scary.

Ahh ‘tis that time of year when tiny green men celebrate the day St Patrick invented alcohol.. Probably I haven’t checked what it is all about really.

The little green men are called leprechaundogs and they have a magical pot of mustard in which they keep all their.. erm.. mustard.

Here is a rare photograph of one of these mythical creatures. Enjoy.

Pancake day!

I spend hours trying in vain to wield a pan with a handle made partially of Corndog. It even strikes me as a strange design, the rest of the pan is made of metal, why add perishable foodstuffs to the design? Just finish it off with metal.
This way everything tastes of Corndog!

It does beg the eternal question, almost as old as chicken/egg (The answer to that one is egg by the way), since corndogs are fried, which came first, the corndog, or the pan?

I would also like to wish everyone a happy palindrome day (21/02/2012), unless you follow the American date convention, I will simply remind you that your way of doing dates is wrong! Not is a subjective way, in a complete absolute fact way, your way is wrong.

In a shock discovery, easily as possible as the above “Surgeons Photograph” containing anything with a heartbeat, closer inspection and a bit of unrealistic CSI style photo retouching has revealed that Nessie likes corndogs.

It has also revealed that there was some colour in this picture.

The only problem is that Nessie appears to have hold of it by the stick, Don’t Eat it that way - you’ll choke!

It was 78 years ago, he’ll probably be fine. Unless thats why we haven’t seen any questionable photos lately, that and the vast improvement in photographic technology making them harder to produce.