Are you bored of the internet? Being able to write something and make it instantly available online to upwards of 4 people (personal experience, figures may vary).
We should get back to a simpler time, a time when you could write something, put it in an envelope and within a matter of days a single recipient could be reading your thoughts - Your now out of date thoughts, your opinions on the most recent episode of the A-team having been altered by the subsequent episode you’ve just watched.
Maybe I’m confused about the content of letters, perhaps pre-internet communications were slightly different to the ones that now take place on the internet.. Or those conversations took place over the phone.
We’re not discussing returning to phone calls here though, we’re talking about written communication, specifically hand-written communication, when was the last time you wrote something by hand? No-one could read it if I did, my handwriting is terrible! I was so pleased when computers became household objects, it almost removed the problem…
But wannacorndog is here to help, with the introduction of the corndog pen, simply sellotape 6 pound coins to a postcard and mail it to the usual address. Upon safe receipt of your £6, I will endeavour to post you a corndog pen* in return.
Please write “I would like to subscribe to any future wannacorndog blogs” on the postcrd if you would like to continue reading corndog blogs, your handwritten blogs and crayon drawings will be posted to you on an irregular basis
*Pen may just be a bic pen pushed into a corndog - Cannot guarantee pen will work.

Are you bored of the internet? Being able to write something and make it instantly available online to upwards of 4 people (personal experience, figures may vary).

We should get back to a simpler time, a time when you could write something, put it in an envelope and within a matter of days a single recipient could be reading your thoughts - Your now out of date thoughts, your opinions on the most recent episode of the A-team having been altered by the subsequent episode you’ve just watched.

Maybe I’m confused about the content of letters, perhaps pre-internet communications were slightly different to the ones that now take place on the internet.. Or those conversations took place over the phone.

We’re not discussing returning to phone calls here though, we’re talking about written communication, specifically hand-written communication, when was the last time you wrote something by hand? No-one could read it if I did, my handwriting is terrible! I was so pleased when computers became household objects, it almost removed the problem…

But wannacorndog is here to help, with the introduction of the corndog pen, simply sellotape 6 pound coins to a postcard and mail it to the usual address. Upon safe receipt of your £6, I will endeavour to post you a corndog pen* in return.

Please write “I would like to subscribe to any future wannacorndog blogs” on the postcrd if you would like to continue reading corndog blogs, your handwritten blogs and crayon drawings will be posted to you on an irregular basis

*Pen may just be a bic pen pushed into a corndog - Cannot guarantee pen will work.

snowfern:

Had a custom request for a 1-inch length corndog :) #airdryclay #miniature #mini #miniatures #corndog #realistic #snowfernclover #custom #bespoke

snowfern:

Had a custom request for a 1-inch length corndog :) #airdryclay #miniature #mini #miniatures #corndog #realistic #snowfernclover #custom #bespoke

catdip:

yummy buddies

Having successfully and, as advised by my legal team, non litigiously transitioned from wind farms to theme parks onto commercial aircraft, the Wannacorndog Engineering company™ has decided to take the next logical step and manufacture craft capable of travelling in space.
Having learned from past mistakes that we had in fact made no past mistakes, but had fallen victim to a series of unfortunate and unpreventable accidents, these craft would be made entirely from specially fried giant corndogs.
A special initial test launch was carried out (pictured). In this launch only the rocket component was made of corndog, seconds after this photo was taken the entire structure disintegrated and fell to the earth, I am assured casualties and fatalities were minimal.
After a thorough and entirely non amended investigation it was discovered that the problem had been that the rest of the craft were not also made from corndog, but from the primitive metal substance they usually are, so before any full launch with astronauts  on board, we will ensure that all parts are entirely made of corndog.
The first mission, it has been decided is to complete a search for the fabled corndog moons of jupiter.

Having successfully and, as advised by my legal team, non litigiously transitioned from wind farms to theme parks onto commercial aircraft, the Wannacorndog Engineering company has decided to take the next logical step and manufacture craft capable of travelling in space.

Having learned from past mistakes that we had in fact made no past mistakes, but had fallen victim to a series of unfortunate and unpreventable accidents, these craft would be made entirely from specially fried giant corndogs.

A special initial test launch was carried out (pictured). In this launch only the rocket component was made of corndog, seconds after this photo was taken the entire structure disintegrated and fell to the earth, I am assured casualties and fatalities were minimal.

After a thorough and entirely non amended investigation it was discovered that the problem had been that the rest of the craft were not also made from corndog, but from the primitive metal substance they usually are, so before any full launch with astronauts  on board, we will ensure that all parts are entirely made of corndog.

The first mission, it has been decided is to complete a search for the fabled corndog moons of jupiter.

In Luton a racist wanker from a group of racist wankers interrupted a remembrance day service because of a chronic misunderstanding of the idea behind white poppies.
I am going to add to the confusion by creating another symbol for people to wear, this one I’ve decided is to remember all the food wasted in the world (It won’t coincide with poppies, perhaps they’ll be worn just afterwards).
Unfortunately my current design has the badge made of real corndog which will be inedible and therefore wasted once it is removed.

In Luton a racist wanker from a group of racist wankers interrupted a remembrance day service because of a chronic misunderstanding of the idea behind white poppies.

I am going to add to the confusion by creating another symbol for people to wear, this one I’ve decided is to remember all the food wasted in the world (It won’t coincide with poppies, perhaps they’ll be worn just afterwards).

Unfortunately my current design has the badge made of real corndog which will be inedible and therefore wasted once it is removed.

Many people have seen the 1997 film about the titanic, but recently I discovered how some of the special effects were achieved.
Unfortunately much of the films $200million budget was spent on a magical effect used to trick viewers into thinking they were seeing a half way decent film, so the rest of the film had to be done with makeshift effects, most of them look slightly realistic when viewed at full speed, but in 1 example, you can see if you freeze the picture in the middle of this scene where the boat sinks, how this was done by snapping a corndog in a bathtub, they superimposed a deck and funnels onto the top, but if you look very closely, you can still see the corndog they used.

Many people have seen the 1997 film about the titanic, but recently I discovered how some of the special effects were achieved.

Unfortunately much of the films $200million budget was spent on a magical effect used to trick viewers into thinking they were seeing a half way decent film, so the rest of the film had to be done with makeshift effects, most of them look slightly realistic when viewed at full speed, but in 1 example, you can see if you freeze the picture in the middle of this scene where the boat sinks, how this was done by snapping a corndog in a bathtub, they superimposed a deck and funnels onto the top, but if you look very closely, you can still see the corndog they used.

In a move only slightly more ridiculous than the worlds biggest McDonald’s being opened in a stadium hosting athletics events (imagine), we have decided it must be a good idea for greasy fast foods to sponsor sports.
Apparently there’s some sort of mass ‘lets pretend we give a shit about something’ athon going on somewhere towards the South of England soon, so we thought we should try and get involved.
Top of our list of demands will be that all equipment used be made at least partially out of corndogs. Its easy to imagine how the throwing of a Javelin might look, but I’m still waiting to hear the proposals for how they will be integrated into long jump events.

In a move only slightly more ridiculous than the worlds biggest McDonald’s being opened in a stadium hosting athletics events (imagine), we have decided it must be a good idea for greasy fast foods to sponsor sports.

Apparently there’s some sort of mass ‘lets pretend we give a shit about something’ athon going on somewhere towards the South of England soon, so we thought we should try and get involved.

Top of our list of demands will be that all equipment used be made at least partially out of corndogs. Its easy to imagine how the throwing of a Javelin might look, but I’m still waiting to hear the proposals for how they will be integrated into long jump events.

There once was a hotdog on a stick
Which was dipped into Corn batter-so thick
It was then deep fried
Cooked right to the inside
Now it will be eaten with chips.
America, It’s full of corndogs, they’re everywhere!
Previously I pointed out the one in the capital, but there are others, for instance there is a less than modestly sized statue of a lady that the French made as a joke to see if they could get it put up…
That isn’t my concern though, you may not have ever noticed yourselves, but look at the arm shes holding up in the air, she’s holding a large corndog, it’s a real one as well, not made out of stone.
America, the French knew you so well!

America, It’s full of corndogs, they’re everywhere!

Previously I pointed out the one in the capital, but there are others, for instance there is a less than modestly sized statue of a lady that the French made as a joke to see if they could get it put up…

That isn’t my concern though, you may not have ever noticed yourselves, but look at the arm shes holding up in the air, she’s holding a large corndog, it’s a real one as well, not made out of stone.

America, the French knew you so well!

Most of my childhood took place in the nineties. Way back then, Microsoft used to make operating systems, Sony made TVs and video games were played on games consoles (look it up this actually all happened).
Back then you were either a Nintendo fanboy with a SNES, or a Sega Fanboy with a Mega Drive. Since most of us could only have one, we didn’t actually have a choice, it was whichever one your mum had bought you.
My mum had bought me a Mega Drive, so I grew up playing Sonic the Hedgehog.
At the time I didn’t even pay attention to what they had growing out of the ground in the Green Hill zone. And why would I have?

Most of my childhood took place in the nineties. Way back then, Microsoft used to make operating systems, Sony made TVs and video games were played on games consoles (look it up this actually all happened).

Back then you were either a Nintendo fanboy with a SNES, or a Sega Fanboy with a Mega Drive. Since most of us could only have one, we didn’t actually have a choice, it was whichever one your mum had bought you.

My mum had bought me a Mega Drive, so I grew up playing Sonic the Hedgehog.

At the time I didn’t even pay attention to what they had growing out of the ground in the Green Hill zone. And why would I have?