Are you bored of the internet? Being able to write something and make it instantly available online to upwards of 4 people (personal experience, figures may vary).
We should get back to a simpler time, a time when you could write something, put it in an envelope and within a matter of days a single recipient could be reading your thoughts - Your now out of date thoughts, your opinions on the most recent episode of the A-team having been altered by the subsequent episode you’ve just watched.
Maybe I’m confused about the content of letters, perhaps pre-internet communications were slightly different to the ones that now take place on the internet.. Or those conversations took place over the phone.
We’re not discussing returning to phone calls here though, we’re talking about written communication, specifically hand-written communication, when was the last time you wrote something by hand? No-one could read it if I did, my handwriting is terrible! I was so pleased when computers became household objects, it almost removed the problem…
But wannacorndog is here to help, with the introduction of the corndog pen, simply sellotape 6 pound coins to a postcard and mail it to the usual address. Upon safe receipt of your £6, I will endeavour to post you a corndog pen* in return.
Please write “I would like to subscribe to any future wannacorndog blogs” on the postcrd if you would like to continue reading corndog blogs, your handwritten blogs and crayon drawings will be posted to you on an irregular basis
*Pen may just be a bic pen pushed into a corndog - Cannot guarantee pen will work.